This is you winging it? Great Stuff. Happy/Merry/Jolly (whatever sticks) Juneteenth.

That’s one well-placed punch on the bridge of his nose. He learned fast.

Great Job parents!

“Now, if I was to bother arguing with the fake-oppressed melanin-nots...”

Which pretty much describes everyone in Virginia

Don’ forget he took money for his fake charter school too...

Good thing she didn’t fall asleep in the drive-thru line?

I guess the Amanda is the breadwinner of the family, occupation I’ll leave to your guess....

This is a bitchslap from God:

Boilerplate taken from his wives pre-nups.

Troll alert, don’t feed it...

At least she didn’t become a cop, otherwise this would have ended badly...

Watchmen

No one recorded it????

Rethink making this political

Accurate, distinct, and to the point. Good form.

You are assuming they have the mentality of a third grader...I admire this post, well done.

The Burgundy Loaf!

Nope, underscoring yours...

There’s a great place in the French Quarter that uses old hubcaps to make its burgers, that’s about the closest I’ve seen to this. Mmmmmm...