The mayo is mixed with melted butter (and the cheeses, and garlic). You can’t taste the mayo.

The first thing I made from this was the armadillo garlic bread, which does not contain armadillo but mayo mixed with butter and two kinds of cheese, along with the garlic. The armadillo part refers to a genius cutting technique which allows you to pull off cheesey/garlicky/buttery wads of hot calories. Fucking…

I noticed that every time Baby Judith looks at the camera, Rick shifts her around to his other hip so her back is to it. I guess it’s an ongoing problem. I bet we get a new Judith soon!

“Helping heaping of ageism” every day on Jez, too. I guess none of these people is ever going to get older?

I’m sure she’s kicking herself, you guys. She just lost her job. I’m glad you’ve all never made mistakes or been upset. Must be nice.

It sounds like it was an episiotomy.

You joke, but the goats at Poplar Spring Farm Animal Sanctuary in Poolesville, Maryland, are mostly rescues from local Santeria ceremonies (they’re often found wandering the streets of Washington, DC and brought here to live out their lives in cuteness). You should visit them! They like animal crackers!

This story was beautifully written. Your cats are very lucky to have been loved by you. I am so sorry for your loss.

Better in theory than practice (also it was a little half-size bathtub—basically a shower stall with higher sides) but I have to say I became something of a legend in the dorm.

I’ve been to that island (it’s in the Exumas) and it’s amazing. Except you are generally not encouraged to go into the water with them because as soon as you feed them, they poop. That beautiful blue water is filled with floating giant pig turds.

Please please please write about this book next: How to Look Rich and Achieve Sexual Ecstasy by Rona Barrett. There are a few on Amazon. I bought it in college in the 80s on a dare and at her suggestion filled my Arizona State dorm bathtub with gelatin (unflavored!) to have sex in. Also it has pubic hairdo…

Rockville is North Bethesda! They ought to rename it North Bethesda Pike.

I am ashamed that I know that she is named Milania because she was conceived on a trip to Milan.

Haha, I live in North Bethesda...which is ROCKVILLE.

She needs to move to Deaf Jam.

I saw it at Ulta last weekend. The best lipcolor is the one named Gwyneth because of course she would name it after herself.