I had almost this exact thing happen to me on my 21st birthday. I went to a bar (stone-cold sober! not that it fucking matters), was about to order a drink, and then I felt someone’s hand reach up my dress (a modest t-shirt dress, again, not that it fucking matters), grab my bare ass cheek, and give it a long, solid…

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

THERE YOU GO THANK YOU. now i know you’re a makeup fan because this is what i’ve been saying.

Her make up line is Colourpop with inflated prices. Simply save some cash and buy Colourpop. Everything she does is a rip off of someone before.

Minogue is the only Kylie. That is all.

Mueller is gross and I hope the jury sees this for what it is - a cash grab.

My bet is that it was bottled in U.S.A. or Mexico.

Years ago, a friend of mine gave me a jug of maple syrup from his home state of Vermont. For months, we poured it over our pancakes, and dipped our bacon in it. When we got to the end of the jug, I poured some out and little black insecty-looking bits came out, with black shiny thorax chunks. All those months of…

Maybe he got PTSD when the geckos started talking about insurance.

Heineken is bottled in Holland.

Couldn’t you technically get by just fine without any one single employee for 2-3 weeks? If you relied on every and any singular person to keep an entire company running, and a two week hiatus would halt operations . . . wtf kind of company are you running?

I think it still deserves scorn (some more context, like what she made and what she asked for, her duties, etc. would be nice, but I doubt we’ll get that info). Being an asshole engineer doesn’t mean it’s all forgiven when he treats people like an asshole. It just means we know why he’s acting like an asshole

Aside from the embarrassment, I’ve also found there’s that frozen feeling of “Huh? Is that happening?” Times that I’ve been messed with that way I’ve rarely reacted in the moment, thinking that maybe I’ve somehow misunderstood what’s happening. Later, I berate myself for not reacting immediately and loudly. I’m no…

If that was a scolding then your parents were very kind, lol.

Because it scares the fuck out of you when a predator does this to you. As soon as she felt powerful enough, she had him removed from the venue.

Maybe they were joking too? I cannot believe they were serious...

Her full name is Taylor Alison Swift.

I don’t understand how he’s even trying to sue for anything. Look at the picture. Best case scenario: his hand is over her dress, on her ass. Worst case scenario: his fingers are slipped under her dress, on her bare ass.

Wait, are you telling me that “Swift” is their actual family name?

Bitchez pleeze. Rich people don’t carry cash. Tip your bartender, you cheap silver-spoon twat.