Holy hell, Paramount+ must have the best lawyers in the world. That, or media mergers means every little thing is owned by one massive company now.

Either way, please enjoy my all time favorite Beavis and Butt-head music video skewering.

Corholio is pleased and will provide TP for the bungholes of the masses.

Also: I’m currently teaching the sex ed unit and I so, so, so, so badly wanted to just start shouting out the technical body part and sexual terms like Coach. 

This rules.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...okay

Shut up, fartknocker

This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

And those that would prefer to ignore articles about the disgusting piece of shit they admire can by all means ignore them forever 

My counter argument is that Louis attempting to make a Hollywood comeback IS the tiring part here.

Oh, are you *tired* of the sex pest getting called out for his sex pestery?

I don’t know. It’s weird now. He always had pervy comedy, but he presented himself as a helpless, hapless underdog while he was doing it. Now we know he was a very powerful and well-respected comedian whose disapproval could ruin careers, so that pierces that veil and his creepy jokes just become ... creepy.

There’s no answer to that question. Some people will forgive CK, or at least be willing to give him money. Others won’t. He might have a successful career again or he might not. It’s not as if he’s entitled to one.

He's done nothing to indicate that his attitude, views, or behavior have changed. An apology without genuine repentance isn't worth the paper it's printed on. 

Oh no, you guys, a horny millionaire is being moderately inconvenienced. Look at the horrors that cancel culture has wrought.

I’m not sure you understand how consent works

Not all the time. I’m sure he didn’t ask for consent to have his manager try to ruin their comedy careers afterwards.

He could always beg his fans to start jerking off in theater owners’ faces out of nowhere, but that might result in a small backlash a decade later.

nice!

Coming soon!

Heh heh.