She had two DUIs prior to the office...

If Pippa was regularly half through a fifth of whiskey, she would almost approach the elegance of Melania’s chief of staff.

Sorry, Lauren, but this is obviously Pippa Middleton, brought in to the administration to help Melanie tone her glutes.

Referring the these people as “rats” is a real injustice to rats, who are clever, loving and adorable. These people are oozy, rancid diarrhea squirts.

Four dead; world symbol of democracy defaced; 40ish arrested.

Oh my, he’s dismayed! Girlfriend in a coma, it must be serious. 

FYI, 4 people dead total including the woman who was shot:

The linked handcuffs absolutely make it.

For once.....the very epitome of how I thought a Trumpite would act and react. The obliviousness is glorious. 

Dude deleted the Tweet, here is the bitch in all her glory:

how brave of twitter.

I don’t know about what he was doing, but a couple days ago, he was whining about a peaceful protest that happened outside his house, where pro-democracy forces gathered outside, chanted for about an hour, dropped off a copy of the Constitution at his door. He went berserk, claimed that the protest had been violent,…

Donald fucking Trump on why federal law enforcement goon squads were needed in various cities this summer: “To protect Federal property from Antifa!”

I’m guessing that tiny prick was pushing his way out of there in front of everyone, a la George Costanza. 

Carved into a Capitol door.

He’s a private citizen until the 20th. You want him to go after them with a gun?

I’m getting so fucking fed up with Jezebel and The Root constantly bashing Biden. The Republicans are full on fascists and nazis, but sure, let's pull the purity bullshit with our side.

Who let Henry Winkler have a Twitter account and why?

That’s the thing. Outside of a mob of petulant zombies waving Trump banners, the process will move forward, Trump is out, Biden is in. All that was proven here is what we already knew. The lumpen idiots who worship Trump continue to follow their insane petite fuehrer into a deadend alley.  

Just in case you thought the Dems are not gonna get this done thanks to an influx of even bigger shitheads in the Capitol than normal: