Not realizing that the Spanish are European white people! Of course they'll have blue eyes!

I totally believe this. She has always given me the impression of being an attention seeking poser, and I’m not referring to her yoga skills.

Free plants is giving me ideas.

The whole thing is quite bizarro. The woman is an American who grew up in Boston. She likes vacationing in Majorca but then decides to pretend she’s actually Spanish. ‘How you say.... cucumber? That is next level crazys to me.

I was watching the episodes with Phoebe last night, at one point she tells Liz she can’t shake hands because of her bones.

Alec “my wife is from Spain” Baldwin is just going through the stages of acceptance of the last 8 years of his life.

This is funny AND there’s zero chance that he didn’t know where she was from long ago. I think he’s mostly pissy about it because he now has to backtrack on his own lies about her over the years.

The really troubling thing is that, while claiming to be Spanish, she herself would seemingly mix up Spanish culture with Mexican and Central American cultures repeatedly. And her strange Instagram posts about her shock that her children all had blue eyes instead of looking “Latino”? What does she even mean? Blue eyes…

I mostly have succulents b/c I’m in LA, but I got a potted olive tree this summer. At first the nursery said no it can’t live indoors. I put it in a huge window where it gets more than 6 hours of direct sunlight a day. At first I didn’t water it enough, then finally read about how to care for it -it needs deep…

I too have acquired entirely too many plants during quarantine. They all have names too. While putzing in the garden in the spring and summer is my go-to stress reliever, somehow creating plant families on walls indoors is where it’s at. My girl Pearl needs a haircut as she is dipping dangerously low in cat territory.

It’s very simple. Say - I’m American, but spent a lot of time in Majorca, where my parents have a vacation home. It’s literally that simple. And that’s quite glamorous as is. There’s really no need to disingenuously spin it into something else. I lived in the UK for four years (I realize, that’s not very long) and I…

This might point to mental illness on her part Alec I already know is a raging narcissist. Also there is no way Alec didn’t know after meeting Hillary’s parents that’s why he is being so aggressively defensive now the same is true for his daughter Ireland.

Oh this is so juicy - I hope it’s true. 

I’m a recovering plant addict. I used to work in a place where I got free plants all the time. Free. Plants. Free plants for my house, my porch, my yard. Endless cuttings. And that shit is work. And then god forbid you get scale or mites on one, and then they all get infected. My partner wants our house to look like a…

ED has been short for Eating Disorder for a long time

The most delectable tidbit going around is that Alec Baldwin wanted to date Salma Hayek when she played his girlfriend on 30 Rock, she turned him down, and Hilaria somehow knew this so she faked the Spanish persona and had a restaurant owner friend arrange a “meet cute” at a restaurant Alec and Hilaria both frequented.

Bra-vo!

I always thought re inventing yourself was about changing careers, changing lifestyle habits, becoming healthy, losing weight, working out, learning a new skill, etc. not lying about where you were born and using a half assed accent some of the time to appear to be an exotic lady when you’re the daughter of New…

Grifters are going to grift.