I don’t know what his problem is but at one point yesterday he was visibly using his left hand to hold his right arm down, then he let it sort of rise for no reason, like he couldn’t control it. He can’t even stand still with dignity for a few seconds, he’s constantly twitching and contorting his face like a small…

Guys, don’t worry! The RNC is requiring that everyone wear masks at the convention!

They’re probably going to blame all his erratic behavior on a stroke or something, akin to getting Reagan cleared of the Iran Contra affair. “He just doesn’t remember saying those things! He’s very sick!” Maybe thoughts and prayers will cure him. 

Has anyone noticed how there something physically wrong with Lardo right now? He can barely stand upright or still for more than a few seconds, he’s visibly teetering, he sometimes appears to have trouble controlling his right arm and when he starts slurring his words he gets some sort of spasm where he rolls his…

Gosh, it would be too bad if the Rethuglican party ceased to be viable because of this...

That’s what I’ve been waiting for...you know he wants to SO badly because of all the free improvements that will be made and all the $$$ profit to be had. He hates that his grifting potential has been held at only 95%. I’d be shocked if they don’t allow it this time.

Hey it works for my favorite band too! Depeche Mood!

“we would be spending millions of dollars building the Arena to a very high standard...”

And this is how I got sick. For the record, I’m now almost 3 months without taste, but I can smell again. Yay? And I’ve lost 30 pounds now that I never had to spare in the first place. I wish these assholes would get Covid-19 and just die off already (I’m back to them dying; I was feeling generous and wanting them to…

“In other words, we would be spending millions of dollars building the Arena to a very high standard“

You say “RNC convention,” but what I’m hearing is “DJT adoration mass.”

Fat Donny Two Scoops would prefer to have the RNC convention at one of his properties anyway. And there’s no one in his orbit with the guts to say “You’re already the nominee, you don’t even need to hold a convention,” because that’s how you become a coffee fetcher Cheetolini barely knew before you were forced to…

My question is, how are they going to spin this to get it rescheduled at Mar a Lago or some other of Trumpandejo’s properties?

Trump is just looking for an easy way to move the convention to Mar-a-largo or his DC hotel.

Dear Donald, you are welcome to visit the number one COVID hotspot in my state.  Of course no masks or social distancing, those things are for doctors and scientists and Democrats.  Welcome, bring your entire clan, Ivanka, Jr., Erik, and have them breathe in the air that circulates from a giant conventional hall. And…

Lard Belly is pulling out all the stops to energize his drooling base and pretend the concerted effort to defeat him is about something...anything...else other than his incredible ineptitude. He refuses to even pretend to change or adapt, he wants to do his act and he wants to do it right now, pandemic and economic…

Donald Trump sure does seem to be intent on infecting core Republican constituencies. Hmmm....

“I love the Great State of North Carolina, so much so that I insisted on having trying to kill all of you at the Republican National Convention in Charlotte at the end of August.”

I also am in shutdown mood.