There are only five days left in 2017's legislative session before lawmakers adjourn until 2019

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

i cant wait to open my 29 booster packs

Bobby, though I would miss you terribly if you ever left Jezebel, I think you have found your true calling, writing the scripts for the “reality” show known as KUWTK.

Several teams have expressed interest, but the dog’s agent has made it clear his client will only play for Lindy Ruff.

Also, maybe you want to do a report on Trump wearing black socks with blue pants. I believe you want to match your socks to the suit pants, and while matching them with your shoes is OK, I guess, you’d think a billionaire president-elect would be looking sharper on his first trip to his new home.

Just sit at your desk and cry. Like me.

This is legitimately the first time I’ve been afraid during this entire thunderfuck of an election season. I’ve been so confident in the American people and the electoral process that I truly was not afraid of Trump possibly winning. Now Anthony Weiner’s dick and an asshole with a vendetta might be the reason a cheeto…

Yeah, “hacked,” as in “He can’t hack it as a public official or a decent human being.”