Possibility as Queen as a new character? Could be some flavor of defense, hopefully. Need a new defense character.

And trying to follow a conversation with him is nearly impossible.

+1 sick burn brah

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

Her Brand Is Crisis Relief.

Hurricane Harvey just missed her home so she knows the damage caused because it was Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.

She really understands the Gravity of the situation.

Uh, no.

Sure, it seems like basic stuff ... but muffing such things is closer to the rule than the exception in genre fare. Apparently it must be harder in practice than it looks, so why not applaud it when one sees it?

Her emails!

I loved Goon. But this is literally the first I heard of a sequel. It gets the coveted “I don’t know what else to watch on Netflix, so maybe this?” rating.

I hate the complaints that Stranger Things is just designed to massage the nostalgia-center of the brain (like Ready Player One or Dane Cook). It’s an entirely original work that takes place in a nostalgic time; the kids like the things we like but ultimately the series isn’t about that, if anything their only…

Right-wing Christians are frequently the most un-Christlike of anybody. There’s more positive healthy useful and actionable modern-day life lessons in a random episode of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood than there is from a random book of the Bible.

They’ll CGI in Henry Cavill’s moustache.

Know what I hate? If my mouse pointer gets within 6 inches of the top of the screen I’m suddenly on Jezebel or Lifehacker or some shit.

You know what else I hate about Kinja? I need to reload the page to see new comments. Way to ruin a natural flow of the conversation.

So you have a problem with the zombie dragon breathing fire after damage to its imaginary fire glands, but you don’t have a problem with skeleton zombies being able to move without any muscles?

Yeah, this was so far down my list of problems with this season that it didn’t even register.

He’s a zombie dragon. Who gives a shit about the logic of him being able to breathe fire?