The R-rated cut of Mulan was pretty intense.

I took a gander at a Vikander and I let my gaze meander.

Man, I must be that guy then, because I liked the show well enough to watch the whole thing. I thought the gag is they're all supposed to be awful people like Always Sunny.

I like the part where they talk to a man in a bear suit and he gives them a bag before they ask for it and then disappears mid-frame.

ehhhh

Go to the woods. See the Bear. Ask for the bag he's been holding for me.

I watched Embrace of the Serpent and I had like a religious experience, and I could not convince anyone of the appeal of a movie that's in black and white and in Portuguese.

Teenage me thought the show was dumb because the creators obviously weren't taking it seriously. Teenage me was dumb as hell.

I'm hoping for a talking venus flytrap. How novel!

Looks like the good kind of sleazy.

Let's rustle some Kurt Russell.

Avocados are the devil's testicles.

You gotta calm down, teddy bear.

One day we'll get the Taco Bell Chihuahua back too.

She did a Funny or Die skit that was actually funny.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Do you know how rare that is?

You've put too much thought into this.

Music for jogging
Do people carry Alexa when they go for a jog? Do they jog around their Amazon Echo?

He makes a good villain. In both Louie and the Town, he can really be charismatic, but when that drops away the menace underneath comes out.

Star Wars Episode IX: Book of Henry Part 2 just wasn't working for LucasFilm.

If actors were smart they wouldn't be actors.