Bay has made a dozen movies and has never once stopped to consider if they’re well written. He just doesn’t care. He’s an auteur, and a great example that being an auteur doesn’t make him good.

What on earth are you talking about?

When he accepted his Oscar for portraying a transgender woman in Dallas Buyers Club, he didn’t thank the transgender community or acknowledge them in any way.

The film exists as a vehicle for a white actor to take a lead role in a film about the Japanese Yakuza. Yes, he’s a caucasian character played by a caucasian actor, but his presence casts the Japanese as Others for him to appropriate and supersede. He even gets tattoos. It’s a power fantasy for the caucasian audience…

I ask it what time when I’m laying in bed and don’t want t get up. I can tell it to set timers and alarms when I’m doing laundry or cooking. Once a day I ask it to tell me a joke or a fact. It doesn’t cost money.

Octavia Spencer said he’s a big goof. A running gag on the set of the Shape of Water is that Shannon nailed every take and everyone was impressed with his professionalism.

Submitting a credit card seems like a guarantee for identity theft.

I can’t help but feel like this is the kind of thing Kirsten Wiig would do as a parody of a supervillain in a different movie.

Lets say my name is Louie CK, and I have a tv show. I invite women to my hotel room where I ask them of it’s okay if I whip my dick out and start masturbating. These are women I work with and are my colleagues, so obviously if they say yes theyre not actually terrified of what I can do to their careers let alone to…

Steve O was in a sanatorium for a long while, but he’s been sober for years

Genisys is awful because turning Kyle Reese from a starved PTSD-riddled tunnel rat into a hulking block of wood was character assassination. Anton Yelchin does a better job in Salvation.

Didn’t Jesus die in the first one? That feels like an important plot point.

The young guy next to Darrel Hammond looks like Eric LaRay Harvey.

He had to be sure.

When I was watching season 2 I was interested enough in the story but I didn’t think many of the jokes landed. When My Netflix flipped back around to season 1 I was shocked at how much more comedic the first season played.

The US age of consent is 18. However minors within a certain age of each other are rarely prosecuted. Its younger in some places bur certainly not  12 in most.

Math is a really hard and you all use a lot of big words.

I aint got shit now, man.

Woody Allen is a specific person. He has been accused. You’re picking the dumbest hill to die on.

Awesome, I can make multiple insinuations that The Blackcoat’s Daughter is a prequel.