Christ you’re pretentious.

If literally irrefutable proof that Woody Allen was a pedophile appeared tomorrow, you’d look like a real tool, wouldn’t you?

This seemed like the kind of show somebody would make up as a joke.

The good news is that Woody Allen will die.

I really wanted to like “It Comes at Night” but framing the film around the teenage son of the family didn’t make it compelling enough.

It doesn’t even rhyme.

Genetically engineered theme park monsters!

The other trailers have a similar sychronization, and Hideo Kojima retweeted a video comparing them, so this trailer also syncing is likely as intentional as the first two.

It doesn’t seem that opaque anymore. Norman Reedus’ character is a scientist on a team that encounters invisible monsters that can cause people to age or go to different dimensions.

Armitage is the same height as Jackman.

Meanwhile, poor Jigglypuff has largely been abandoned as a mascot. And Poliwhirl, who used to get nearly as much exposure as Bulbasaur and Squirtle is all but forgotten.

They gotta find better worse movies next season. Some of the later episodes in season 1 felt a little thin on material because the movies really were so vacuous themselves.

I’m sure it’ll still be great when I get it through netflix like two years from now.

This is pretty good. A little slow in places and the weird chanting in the soundtrack was offputting in a couple places because I thought it was meant to be character dialog. Olsen is miscast but she plays her part well. The film doesn’t shoehorn in a romance or anything trite.

The show feels like Netflix doing an impersonation of an HBO show, and yet it’s pretty good. Kind of a weird cast.

He’s a solid supporting actor, but it does feel like he’s had an overly generous career. But his acting in Man from Uncle and Free Fire were both pretty good.

Anthony Weiner is a democrat and in prison for sexting.

Oh like it matters.

Black Adam players all tend to fight the same way, because Black Adam is Black Adam.

Now all we gotta get is the Banana Splits added in and we’ve got a real party going.