The Pontiac 6000 called, it wants it grille and headlamps back

Not sure about Michigan, but Arizona has a charge in the books called “Super Extreme DUI”

All the glued-on wood veneer in the world won’t matter until they toss the TV set and equip the car with a proper interface that isn’t an ergonomic catastrophe.

The Ford Five Hundred was actually a darn good car. It just has the exterior excitement of a brick.

Mercury is coming back????

You cannot encourage or cheer on members of the Electoral College spurning the will of the people

Who needs aircraft carriers when you have a nuclear arsenal?

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

What? The United States did indeed have rationing during WWII. To name a few: With the onset of World War II, numerous challenges confronted the American people. The government found it necessary to ration food, gas, and even clothing during that time. Americans were asked to conserve on everything. With not a single…

Sorry to say Jason, that is no Fridolin - it is a Tjorven:

No, we judge him because he looks like Fred Durst’s considerably less successful half brother.

Hey sweetie. Look around real quick. This is what poor life choices look like.

Having pride in any form of college or university you went to seems like a mistake to begin with. You went to a college, great, there’s hundreds around the nation. Maybe yours was more “prestigious” than others but in the end what that means is you likely just paid more money than other people that went to community…

Tiffany Trump, because someone has to take the picture.

What he really wants is a 1970 Olds Cutlass Convertible. Asking price of $18,500. Cheap to buy, cheap to maintain, plenty of smiles per mile and he can invite 4-5 of his friends along for the ride.

Always relevant.

I guess it’s confirmed then — I’m a fool, because I don’t like anything about that thing.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

My 2005 Mercury Montego/Sable/500/Taurus had a 5 body trunk.