So long as everybody is clear that “harness social media” means “uses Twitter,” and that “make the world better” means selling boxes of water instead of bottles of water, I see nothing wrong with your response.

Hey sweetie. Look around real quick. This is what poor life choices look like.

Having pride in any form of college or university you went to seems like a mistake to begin with. You went to a college, great, there’s hundreds around the nation. Maybe yours was more “prestigious” than others but in the end what that means is you likely just paid more money than other people that went to community…

What he really wants is a 1970 Olds Cutlass Convertible. Asking price of $18,500. Cheap to buy, cheap to maintain, plenty of smiles per mile and he can invite 4-5 of his friends along for the ride.

Always relevant.

I guess it’s confirmed then — I’m a fool, because I don’t like anything about that thing.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

My 2005 Mercury Montego/Sable/500/Taurus had a 5 body trunk.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.