Eli; [choking up] “So, let’s all raise our drinks. To Tom!

So long, Coach Coughlin.

Seems like a fitting end to his time there. The last coach to take the Giants to the Super Bowl also left as a Fassel.

To be fair, she does give me a boner.

Like most things delivered by Dan Haren, these tweets were completely out of left field.

Bartolo Colon is now searching for those delicious meatballs.

I had to rewind my DVR when that started because I was convinced there was some lead-in to that that made it make some kind of sense. Nope, there was nothing.

I’m glad someone else brought that up. I laughed so fucking hard. He was so mad! Who gets mad about that???

That’s a good Twitter handle.

Did anyone else hear that hilarious take he had on players hurting themselves when hurdling defenders. Something along the lines of: “How dare the media hype up these plays!”

Just glad Manning will have a chance to go for that elusive tenth “one and done in the playoffs”.

They could hire Chip Kelly!

Pretty sure not getting your horn blown and unsightly cheese go hand in hand.

I was with you until you said Chris Kluwe.
Nah, man.
Nah.

He’ll have the classic Packer fan problem of not being able to fit in a bleacher seat.

NBA fan, eh?

I’m not used to seeing 4 consecutive basketball plays without a foul or timeout

Yeah because they can actually execute in the nba

Watching this made me exhausted