I’ll say what we’re all thinking: Chip Kelly is no Jim Tomsula. No way would I trust Chip Kelly’s lifehacks.

[signs karma to 8-year deal]

Oh hell yeah, send us your blog bro, I’ll totally read it

A man doesn't get the nickname "All Day" and then give up whipping his son because of fatigue. He'd push through.

“Peterson is again reminded of the fragility of fatherhood, of life,”

We said “No inflatables,” Theismann.

Most underrated part of this story has always been “Daddy Peterson”

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

I’m all tearing that butt up when needed

Beaten to the bad hands joke. I hate you.

If it were Brandon LaFell, he never would have occupied the house, because he would have dropped the keys.

It could be much worse.

“Wealthy people like to buy things and have their way,” Rickman said. “Historic districts are fragile.”

Me: “You spelled ‘you’re’ wrong.”

If you were to ask me how much more Alabama this truck could be I would have to say none. None more Alabama.

If Clemson win, he should be required to replace the 4 on his license plate with an O.

Just wait until he rolls it.

A Clemson fan responded by doing a doughnut on his motorized shopping cart.

It’s a strange day indeed when such a hardcore Bama fan concedes the national championship to Clemson.

Pretty ballsy move, making his Ashley Madison user name his license plate number.