MY OVERPRICED PLASTIC-ENCASED LOCAL TAP WATER IS BETTER THAN YOURZ !!1!!

Except that Bon Jovi is the absolute worst of all of them.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

This is what happens when there is no wood left to chuck.

Dave was, for real, the best cat on Quarterbridge Road, but I always felt he did nothing to help my porn career. In fact, I often used to complain about it to my buddy Keith when we took his dog Randy out for a walk in the fields behind his house on Cockmonster Street. Keith’s an accountant these days.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

“An equivalent value of gold or silver” LOL. Dude, if you’re so far down the rabbithole that you don’t understand why it’s wildly inappropriate to compare the mining of naturally scarce actual metals with the “mining” of artifically scarce electronic tokens, you’re not gonna have much luck with the whole “yeah I…

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.

Scene -8th grade graduation dance.

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

I feel like your sense of taste gets dimmer as you get older, so you seek out stronger flavors to compensate. (And white people didn’t discover chili peppers until 1980.)

Is he saying his grandfather’s wiring killed himself and 3 others?

Found ‘that guy.’

The only time I’ve ever celebrated a player getting knocked the fuck out was last year when JuJu Smith-Schuster leveled him. Dude earned that one.

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

“slobbing out the mouth.”

Yes

they will keep him on the roster next year

Sounds like someone’s still bitter that his treatment about a tortured Olive Garden line cook who solves crimes in his spare time is still hung up in pre-production.