“Hold my beer.” -every Steelers fan (self included)

<Runs to go roll up a barbarian in my D&D campaign>

What about Slab Bulkhead? No... wait. That’s something else.

You can take the boy out of the Bengal, but you can never take the Bengal out of the boy.

Finally a solution that will allow me to enjoy football again without the soul-crushing guilt! Call Shark Tank! File a patent! Stat!!

Between George Lucas, Michael Bay and Deadspin articles everything I loved as a kid has turned to shit.

Pretty sure the gal operating Zeke’s arm is having a seizure. Someone please call a doctor.

The NFL still disallows R. Mexico on any custom NFL jerseys. That’s any jersey for any team. Some day they will let it slip. My friend who has a Ravens 52 Stabber jersey checks every year.