I can almost guarantee they will end up paying her to go away, because in this kind of situation that’s the least painful thing for all involved.

I seriously can’t tell if this article is satire. The woman “Danielle” sounds like a complete narcissist who absolutely refuses to accept a sincere apology multiple times, climbs leaps and bounds above the chain of command to the CEO of the company, gets a month paid leave, and comes back expecting what exactly? Did…

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

As a Texan, and therefore an authority on barbecue, I can confirm pickles and onions are, in fact, NOT a side. Granted, they do fall somewhere between a condiment and side. Condiside. Sidement. But in reality (meaning at a By God Texas Barbecue) only one side is mandatory, and that is BBQ baked beans. I’ll allow an…

wait...extra sauce? if your brisket needs extra sauce you have shitty brisket.

signed - Texan

Not a Texan, but, from a Jewish deli perspective, pickles are very much a side and I will immolate you like the filthy xenos loving heretic you are if you dare contradict me on that.

Texas BBQ never includes sauce

Folded over white bread sandwich filled with BBQ brisket, pickles, onions, and extra BBQ sauce. All y’all northerners can go fuck yourselves.

I’m going to be THAT GUY FROM TEXAS here. The only acceptable BBQ sides are:

This, sadly, does not surprise me. Take cows. Now most people imagine that a cow is only dangerous when its panicked or really, really annoyed. Its not. They will plot. They will take action. Cows will kill anything. Eat anything. Do not fuck with cows.

Your argument is infallible. Well done.

I fully expected to hate BB8 in this film like I hated Jar Jar in the prequels, but darned if the little rolling droid didn’t totally win me over quickly. And that thumbs up was both adorable and cute, and ridiculously great and awesome.

I LOVED this lol the entire theater erupted in laughter at this.

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