Nothing could be more appropriate than replacing Jackson with a Cherokee woman. Absolutely nothing.

“Get all the AIDS in there.”

“Physically, it’s really not that important...but I do have a type.” OF COURSE YOU DO.

I bet he gets real upset when he finds the perfect petite woman with big tits who isn't into old pudgy bald dudes.

I bet he has no ragrets.

we just do everything better. ;)

I love bacon, I have 5lbs of it in my fridge right now. But a BEC doesn’t work as well as an SEC because it ruins the texture of bacon.

All of you who picked “Fancy” are undoubtedly the assholes who still take pictures of your fucking food.

GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!

I miss Dunks so much

i am legitimately grossed out by this

Either way. Either way.

I LOVE DUNKIN DONUTS. People talk so much shit but it hits the spot so hard and its cheap. I went to my old DD so often that the employees got invested in my love life.

To me Parker also owns 'Best in Show.' That movie wouldn't be the same without her braces and when she loses her shit in the pet store.

Ironic, since Jamaica has a huge problem with rampant homophobia and violence against LGBT people.

Pictured: Barack HUSSEIN Obama uses his Muslim powers to give entire islands The Gay to keep them from telling the truth about #BENGHAZI.

On that subject: DO NOT fistbumb a POC when you’ve politely shaken the hand of every Non-POC prior.

black cops can be bad, too. when minority cops kill minority citizens, they're still the tool of the majority.

I thought Mindy’s book was funny, but it makes it pretty obvious that she prefers the company of white people and is kiiiiiind of a racist. Also, I think all her fans assume she’s a liberal because she’s a woman of color but, like her parents, she’s a conservative Republican. There’s a reason her boyfriend on TMP is a…

"I only date white guys," is an extremely lame excuse. Let's cut the crap, this is a website which will count the # of minorities in magazines and fashion shows and then take Vogue, Dolce and Gabbano, et al to task if it isn't high enough. This is a blog which will eviscerate Hollywood for not having enough women of…