Everything you need to know about her skillz:

Unless herpes burn is the new thing in oral sex, I don't think she's going to ever win that award.

Agree completely. Also for whatever reason, Janet Jackson in the ''Scream'' music video.

I dig it, but I'm also enjoying the resurgence of these musical stylings. I feel like the video is a callback to Lil Kim, TLC circa No Scrubs, Missy Elliott and Cherrie Blue. Ok, Cherrie Blue might only be in my head.

..and juuuuusst the right amount of oil.

I've seen him around the neighborhood where Gawker Media offices are located and he looks... pretty good.

Nah man it's just good lighting

I don't know... I think this might be fake.

I don't know why, but for some reason I think this is hot.

I'm sorry that they just seem to be confused.

To be fair, cornstalks are very tall and hardy things. You couldn't just force your way through, at least not for long and/or without a machete and strong arms. Plus if you don't know where you are or should be going, busting through the field wouldn't necessarily help in any way.

"When it's dark, all you see is corn." ::CALLS 911 IMMEDIATELY AFTER JUST READING THIS STATEMENT::

It's not right and it's not okay.

John Legend and Jesse Williams are two black celebs who hold it down on twitter. Like jump into bed with me and let me tap that brain of yours. No, really it's not adultery if it's an intellectual affair.

This was a good exchange but the one between TNC and pierce was far more entertaining as TNC is a master of putting people in their place. Pierce tried to "boy, mind your manners" him and TNC creates the #EthersSelf hashtag.

White people don't care about racism. What bothers them about the n-word is that it's one of the only things that they cannot do but black people can. They don't like being on the ass-end. THAT'S the issue. Just good ol fashioned entitlement.

And that is it.

Starring this because DAMN this is one hell of a takedown!