I don’t know, 90% of the movie is slow motion.  If you speed some of that up, you might be right around 2.5 hours.

Like Greene herself, Crossfit sucks ass.

He looks like Willy Wonka and Nosferatu fucked (NOT “made love” - FUCKED) and had a kid.

He looks like an amalgamation of every guy whose ever decided he should start a micro-brewery.

He looks like a billion amoebas wearing a trench coat

He looks like an alien took control of a creepy white guy and is still trying to figure out how to work the face controls.

so tobey maguire

he looks like the guy who equips a garden gnome with a fleshlight

He looks like this guy I know who sucks

I saw this commercial like 50 times on Peacock the other day, because Peacock sucks, but i just kept thinking this guy was Thomas Middleditch hiding out:

He looks like someone tried to draw TJ Miller from memory.

he walks around like the guy in QWOP

“Aren’t you a little short for a garden gnome?”

He looks like a pinkie that you ran inside a used coffee filter. 

He looks like Tobey Maguire after a five year heroin binge.

He looks like Glass Joe auditioning for the lead in a Vincent van Gogh biopic

Somebody tried to make a Benedict Cumberbatch clone but pulled it at ~62% cooked.

I now picture him pirouetting off a ship into a shark’s mouth.

He looks like an ice cream man who isn’t allowed to drive his truck near elementary schools.

There was a garden gnome prominently featured on last week’s episode of his current sitcom...they did kind of look alike now that you mention it.