Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

I applaud this reference =)

“The letter J wasn’t invented until 1630"

Imagining the "million" moms' glee turning into disappointment and rage makes me feel all warm and tingly inside 

I prefer the Karen Coalition. They vow to speak to as many managers as it takes to make sure everyone else is as miserable as they are. 

One Million Moms, a.k.a. Two Broads in a Basement.

“You guys are peeing on me tonight,”

I laughed so hard at this, you’re brilliant!

On a kinja blog post (can’t remember if it was Lifehacker, the Skillet, or what) the writer asked about readers’ favorite cooking “hacks” so I said that microwaving an egg still in its shell for 5 minutes will get you a perfect hard boiled egg. In reality the egg will explode in your microwave and you’ll have a good…

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid. 

Yeah?! Well when the end of the world comes to fruition at least you’ll have experience dropping off mission critical loads.

Parents, luddites, kids, etc.

The same people who view untrusted email attachments and links. 😏

Dying laughing! Fucking genius. I would be your girlfriend, in a heartbeat.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Wow, that’s not at all what I thought this game was going to be based on the trailer I saw.

In my house growing up, swearing was seen as a healthy way to vent feelings of frustration. Swearing at someone (unless clearly joking) was a no-no. Swearing about the state of things in general was (is) fair game. I can’t think of any more appropriate reason to be swearing right now.

Not just for nostalgic reasons. If you peel off the cheese, you will end up with more surface area touching your taste buds at once compared to mowing down on it like a Slim Jim. More surface area, more salty, fatty, cheesey flavor.