While the effort is appreciated, the process itself should perhaps remain behind closed doors.

Why wouldn’t a COFFEE shop not have a goddamn public bathroom? Coffee makes you pee/poop. Do you want people to poop on the floor of your coffee shop?

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

The whole ‘pagans are satanists’ thing was just a pretext for the Holy Roman Empire to force people to convert. It’s unfortunate that it survives to this day, given the fact that Jesus himself said it was fine to coexist with, and pay taxes to, pagan emperors.

I don’t know. The bipartisan support and the deliberate use of the phrase “nonviable birth” in the text of the Bill, along with only mentions of fetus when regarding the pregnancy, seems to back up their statements that this isn’t designed to redefine when life or personhood begins.

Should she have argued at first? Probably not, though she did cover up the “problem” to comply. However....

Never throw the first punch. Thats a coward move

Dear Kellyanne,

God, he looks a mess. They should have let him pull something over his face. Like a sheet or something. Cut out two eyehole so he can see. Its only decent.

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.

Man, they must skip a lot of the Bible.

“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

“They can’t stop me,” she said. “I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

I wonder why there are still so many in America who want to show how bad it is to kill someone, by killing someone.

Imagine being so excited for people to die that you schedule 8 of them to be executed over a short period of time. Just imagine it.

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

Here’s the thing: No team’s primary logo currently features a raptor. So, if that’s out and we’re left to choose from the teams that actually have animals in their logos, the closest to peaking 75 million years ago is... a hornet?

Why would you write Libertarian porn like that?

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and…