Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

Wasn’t the first movie about how Clooney was mad at some dude for boinking Julia Roberts?

I think the originals also included grudges as part of the backstory.

Yeah. Forced apologies aren’t sincere nor do they actually matter.

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

Life hack pro tip: have twins.

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”

I’m a proponent of the “Bernarnold” theory so I’m guessing that was a flashback to Arnold’s life. I’m also guessing the hospital scene was a flashback as well since the hospital looked fairly contemporary to now and way less futuristic than everything else.

I guess this means Donald is Glenn Quagmire (only older, fatter, and with a head injury)?

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

That’s the worst thing you could do. That individual will instantly go to the cops, tell them you were brandishing it and that you threatened his or her life. At that point it’s he said/she said, and since you’re the one with the gun you’re going to jail and you’re going to lose your firearm and concealed permit. I…

So this guy was attempting to pass your car, so you sped up to prevent him from passing you, forcing him to make the dramatic maneuver so he can make his turn. Then you get out of your car to confront him while he is in a car with his family?

The camera isn't even pointed at Michael.

You WILL note that the camera is aimed at Jackson's midsection and NOT at his face?