Oh Fiona, how I love you. Still super bummed about poor Henry though.

Responding to keep this high. Thank you for the positive solution. 🍓

Fuck these people. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEM TO HELL.

More about both.

Even better, if you don’t just not-hate birds and actively love them: plantnbird-friendly trees in your yard (northern bayberry and winterberry in the Northeast) and read about Agroforestry. This kind of farming creates a small forest that many tropical birds love and use. If you’ve ever heard about shade-grown…

I was thinking she is just gonna have extra laundry to do. Unless they are adding a touch of Mr. Mom (shoutout to Michael Keaton!) to this story.

I will certainly need 100 pounds of marijuana to get through this trainwreck!!

Of course it’s not Othello, because...

The original is spectacular, but the plot is creepy at best, and the only reason it works is because Goldie and Kurt are full of charm and palpable chemistry.

Money. Laziness. Original ideas are too risky. Modern studios suck, but don’t worry, soon there will be only one.

Kurt Russell was able to pull that off and agreed, it is an overlooked classic.

I’ve been wondering what he does at official dinners when he’s thirsty. Has he been holding his glass like this on his international trips with world leaders?

Dementia will lead to the use of two hands as a centering mechanism. I saw that’s with my dad. This is the latest sign he’s falling apart.

I can’t get enough of these pictures. I think he is so awkward because he usually has a straw. A bendy one. Crazy straws on special occasions.

He’s such an embarrassing joke.

“I will not speculate on why Trump felt the need to send a bigger card than his predecessor.”

Whatever. It doesn’t change the fact that Donald Trump is little man with a little dick. He’s a “man” who needs TWO HANDS to drink a fucking glass of water.

Libby..you don’t have to speculate. Everybody knows that Donald Trump is the crassest, most boorish person alive right now. His sense of personal insecurity is so huge that he has to try to “overcompensate” in everything he does (one other example - the engagement ring he bought Melania, you know the one that made his…

HUUUGE greatest most best president, with the biggest hands that can barely grasp a cup of water, sends biggestest hugest Christmas card because he is the BESTEST AND HUGELY LOVED PRESIDENT EVER!

He went for the big card so that every recipient could feel what it’s like to have comically small hands, if only for a moment.