As someone native to New Orleans, Louisiana, I’ve never been shy at telling people to stay away from those small towns. Those are the very towns that vote AGAINST their interest and are racist.... They don’t hide their hate for you either it is as clear as the pointy nose on their face. These people are the reason…

Everyone who wears a full suit without a tie should be put in prison. You can’t have French cuffs, a pocket square, AND leave the collar open to show your chain. Go directly to jail.

and of course, when in doubt, watch the master.

No, Carousel Bar is for the Vieux Carré, their house specialty drink. As mentioned here already, the Hotel Roosevelt is the home of the Sazerac. But for a real Deep South feel, sipping your Sazerac on the porch of the Columns Hotel is a great way to kill an afternoon.

Yes. Yes they do. Also people in DC who stand on the left side of the escalator, we call them “Escalefters” and there is a special place in hell for them.

Do the people who stop and check their cell phones on the subway stairs count?

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

Hey, ease up on those cops. It’s understandable why they were confused about Blake’s identity. They were expecting him to answer to “Balakay.”

And conservative bigots naturally assume that hispanics aren't assimilating because they "tout" their heritage. There are plenty of Latinos in the armed forces (since WWII), in Law Enforcement, Politics, etc...We'll be the majority in CA soon, if we're not already. I'd say we're pretty damn assimilated asshole. You…