No, you’re really not.

You’re unhinged.

Nobody’s ever accused the Obama administration of having human decency.

has caused my vagina to tense and clamp close.

We believe, based on the scope and sensitivity of these efforts, that only Russia’s senior-most officials could have authorized these activities

You really have no grasp of what facts are and how they work, do you.

Yeah, it doesn’t matter whether the men’s claims are accurate or not. They SHOULD pay the price for things other people have done.

Yep. Republicans and Democrats nominate authoritarians. That’s been true for a century.

“I have a BA in Africana Studies and have taught Black Studies to high school students off and on since 1996" 

“Cardinal Dolan also served as Archbishop in Milwaukee between 2002 and 2009, and in 2013 court documents revealed that he had frequently reassigned priests accused of sexual abuse”

Jezebel readers don’t tend to be very well informed.

The fact that your article isn’t even the most ridiculous one on Jezebel today is depressing.

“smart independent thinker”

“My dad knows. I was for Barack in 2012. He knows and is fully comfortable with it and thinks I have a right to my opinion.”

No, you’re really not.

I’m delightful, thanks for noticing.

You should probably get some help with your anger issues, instead of ranting about things that haven’t actually happened.

Oh. So we can make fun of Adele for being fat, since her music sucks?

So, no, then. You have no information that anybody in the path of Hurricane Matthew was threatened with losing a job if he/she left town. You were just talking out of your ass, with no justification. Got it.

It’s almost like people aren’t cartoon characters, and that assuming you know everything about somebody based on a few pieces of information is a really stupid thing to do.