yeah but whatever because Annie’s is infinitely better than Kraft

What kind of weirdo freaks are boning at an elementary school anyway?

Unless the kid has some serious developmental issues, an 8 year old putting street garbage in their mouths is not something that you would expect.

As a hypochondriac with pretty severe OCD, this would be my worst nightmare. I’d have to just throw out the kid and get a whole new one.

An 8 year old should really know better. There’s some wtf here.

A kid who puts things in their mouth is a toddler NOT an 8 year old. What the fuck kid?

Text I just got from my friend: “Girl we are going to Tallywackers as soon as you’re up and about, your cast and sob story of breaking your leg will finally be good for something!!!! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS”

They should have a variety. Not everyone likes swollen dudes with their veins popping out. Swimmer’s body, yes. Runner’s body, yes. Hell throw in a sumo too, more to look at and appreciate. The beauty of the male body, whilst eating wings.

Did my grandma name this restaurant? She’s the only person I have ever heard use the term “tallywhackers.” And yes, she is a Texan.

Mmmm now make the boys willowy and ghastly and sporting flowy, fluttery black skirts and you’ll have a customer for life from me.

What? Goth ladies have “hunk” definitions too, you know.

I’m more concerned about hover-bun.

Michigan is just the Florida of the Midwest. It even has a fucking* peninsula.

Puerto Rican or Cuban? Most of the food at MIA is Cuban.

Montego Bay Airport- The Cool Runnings restaurant, where they play the movie Cool Runnings ALL DAY LONG EVERYDAY. Necessary for the travelers, but I feel very sorry for the people that work there.

oh my god yes. And Midway cancels flights way more than Ohare does! Slight drizzle? Cancelled. Particularly windy? Cancelled.

My husband is super mad at a facebook friend right now for posting an article about frankincense oil curing cancer. They sell the stuff, of course. His dad died of cancer 6 months ago. Like, almost everyone knows someone battling cancer or is battling it themselves. How insensitive!

“She says she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn’t really understand how cancer works.”

So the entertainment for your wedding is set. It’s all coming together.