Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.

I get up at 5:30, make old-fashioned oatmeal breakfast, walk the dog for an hour and get to work by 8. But I'm also falling asleep at 10 pm, too. In other words, I'm the most boring person on earth.

Reports indicate that she has been able to sit up "with help" in her hospital bed. I wish her a speedy recovery!

Well, one reason is likely that greater LA is roughly 8x the size of greater London. Another is that LA, and CA generally, has very high property taxes (though I have no idea what London's are like, NYCs are relatively low and thought to therefore spur investment). Additionally, LA's housing stock is largely comprised…

Yep, stolen and wrecked instead of drunk driven and crashed by actual owner.

I used to work in one of the larger, busier hospitals in Seattle and because there were hospital issued texting devices, transcripts of those devices were regularly sent around. That's how we found out one of the docs on staff was having multiple affairs with RNs in the hospital. Its surprising how much info they…

I'm not sure why, but I got an inordinate amount of joy from the fact that he texted, "I'm hella busy with C sections." My NorCal/west coast roots are pleased.

What about an unsterilized hard on, though??

SO OFF TOPIC but:

Reeeeaaaccchhhh.

1.37 school shootings a week since Sandy Hook.

Oh noes, because they have big asses and tits they MUST be referencing black people. Wait, who is the racist here?

sorry i'm for breast feeding but from the picture it looks like she did it for attention.

I woke up one morning and decided I wanted to get a Ph.D. in math. Why doesn't everyone?

Because, for most women, even those who have a serious commitment to fitness, this body IS unobtainable. Nor is yours. Not everyone can go to the Olympics, no matter how hard they try.

I've lost any respect I might have had for Will and Jada. I know teens are already pretentious little gits, but theirs are just dumb as a box of rocks to boot.

I'm as open-minded as the next guy but I don't smile at people until the 4th date.

DTS ("down to smile [at]").

Mountain Brook is the worst place on earth.

I am not trying to be an armchair anything here, but I wonder if the woman who spit her food out has an eating disorder. I remember from an eating disorder scare-documentary (from my high school substituting days) that one woman in particular had a ritual she called Chew and Spit in which she would indulge in chewing…