Not against this, but alcohol often is the date rape drug.

My parents and grandparents didn't wear wedding rings, and they were married for 63 and 35 years respectively. I didn't wear one until about three years into my marriage, and then it was mainly because it seemed like a good way to repel guys who assumed I was single. Turns out, no one believed me because it wasn't a…

Welp, there goes the rest of my night

COME AT ME, BRO!

I thought the "Healthy Grilling!" caption next to the plate of fried chicken was hilarious.

STUBBLED MEN FOR THE WIN!

A girlfriend and I once tried E and we ended up taking a shower together for about an hour and a half. I think we even forget to have sex, we were just ALL ABOUT how great that shower felt and occasionally groping each other.

If it's not Anthony Weiner I'll eat my hat.

I know this is beside the point but now I really want to go to that space hotel.

The Fiancé and I made a road trip from Austin to San Diego back in '09 when we'd just started dating, toting along a roadside attractions guidebook that had to be at least 10 years old. Whilst traveling through Arizona, I saw a throwaway line about a space-themed hotel in Gila Bend. Having no reason to reject the…

Grad school, winter break I go to visit a friend from college. We end up crashing at her boyfriend's place one evening. Her boyfriend's roommate was a Marine, had just gotten back to the states after being deployed for over a year.... Yada, yada, yada, the sex was good but having a man eat out your pussy after he's…

Once, I had sex with a stranger with no protection in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

What! There was a mug AND tote bag option??? I need to read better.

Oh man! I was hoping you'd end your final sentence with, "but you don't have to take MY word for it!" (dun dun dun!)

Steroids.

Because PCP.

Note: I also disagree that a White Russian is a "wimpy" or "lame" drink to order. They're goddamn delicious. Carry on.

Note: No, I don't why the bar was out of cream. Poor logistics management, I guess? Carry on.

As a person with $75k college debt (paying myself, worked the whole time) it's not the total debt amount that's necessarily the issue here.