Bluetooth earpiece a new sign of dickweed?

I quit my desk job 7 years ago to start a dog walking business. Money was tight for about one year before I matched my previous pay. I cleared $130K last year and I'm on pace to break $150k this year. I leave the house at 10:30 am, get home before 5:00, and can wear shorts to work. But I'm working on Labor Day :-(…

Is it really that crazy to hand out citations for throwing food around? If they were in a public restaurant throwing food around, that's most likely what would happen. Why should a cafeteria be any different? These are the same charges you get for egging a house or something similar. They'll pay a fine and move on…

Answer emails and have conference calls, or do things leading to those two tasks. At least once a week I wish the windows would open so I could jump out.

No offense to those who work desk jobs, but what do you people DO??? I don't mean a job where one sits at a desk like a receptionist, clerk, etc., but these sprawling four-story multibuilding office parks where thousands of people congregate who work for HDR INC., Advanced Development Group, BSP&SPIDOTLP+LOLZ LLC,…

You got it made! Congratulations, sounds really good :) Working from home is my personal Eldorado.

I just changed extremely going nowhere desk job, for more intersting corporate desk job where it will take me 6 - 12 months to learn new stuff. So more money, 15min away from home, in a few month i will be able to work from home :)

I used to work retail where it was normal to spend 12 hours running around without a chance to sit down or have lunch.

I wore a snow white dress at my 37 week pregnant wedding and got mocked by bystanders only once

Also, I'm done with people commenting "oh, but you're so skinny and fit you don't need to have all those vegetables" when they see what I'm eating. It's like, FIRST of all I enjoy "all those vegetables" and SECOND of all, these veggies are WHY I'm skinny and fit. I lost the freshman (and sophomore and junior) fifteen…

#blessed bugs the ever living shit outta me.

I've gotten a lot of that if I confess that I'm going low carb to lose weight. It's not something I volunteer, but if someone asks why I'm suddenly subsisting on salads, I tell the truth, in a single sentence statement. I don't understand why shoving food at me is an appropriate response. What's that about?

I'll stop pretending my diet is fun when the people I work with stop saying "Don't you want a donut? You can have just one. One won't hurt. Come onnnnnnn...." Ugh, fuck you, Dude. I don't want your goddamn donuts.

I never will understand why it's freaking celebrated when skinny people pig out on junk food but when fat people do it people say they should just put the fork down and that losing weight's not that hard.

I'd hit it. Would you?

Amanda Seyfried's dog is crazy photogenic.

Imma let you finish Lady Gaga, but Susannah Hoffs has the best sexy shifty eyes of all time.

"just doing it for attention" always strikes me as a really weird thing to accuse a person of. Of course he's doing it for attention! That's 99% of the reason why any human being does anything, ever.