The Swan was the nadir.

I believe that children are our Future.

I don't know, I think Temptation Island was meaner.

Because we, as a society, like treating women like shit. And one way to do this is by creating media that portrays women as being money grabbing, dimwitted whores.

Don't forget, everyone. Tonight is the series premiere of Fox's "I Want to Marry Harry" which features 12 women vying to win the love of a man they think is Prince Harry but who is really just a very convincing lookalike. It comes on at 9 p.m. EST. Set your DVRs to "RECORD AND NEVER EVER EVER DELETE."

Every WEEK?!?!? *facepalm

I'm not sure I would trust Plan B purchase with an Amazon seller than only has 92% positive feedback

My family is STILL hung up on the Great Buncha Crunch scandal of the late 90s. I had received a single bag of Buncha Crunch that Halloween, and was saving it for a special occasion. The day finally came when I decided to eat the Buncha Crunch, only to discover that IT WAS NOT THERE. The suspects were many: my 2…

Werther's are the shit. I want to be one of those old people who always has some on hand and offers them to children.

Ok, I realize that I am in the minority here, but Raisinets are fucking delicious and absolute favorite movie theater candy. I would also like to clarify that I am speaking specifically of these name-brand Riasinets, not the Sun-Maid kind or any other knockoffs. Any other kind of chocolate covered raisins taste like…

You could truly be the most questionable food blogger in the history of food blogging. Nerds beats starburst? No.

Dark chocolate Raisinettes. Oh yes, yes, come to momma...

I know I am in the minority, but I like Raisinets. They are the only chocolate product from Nestle I will really eat because Nestle chocolate is really subpar and it is especially nnoticeable when it is a solid chocolate bar (ie buncha crunch/crunch bar).

A) The UK version of smarties are superior. You can also get them in Canada, and in some specialty shops in the US. They're magnificent, and I don't even really like/eat candy.

is our desire for blood, and justice the same thing?

I love this kinja name.

Have you ever had the Chocolate flavored Twizzlers. They sound gross, and many think they ARE gross, but I think that they are fucking DELICIOUS.

I guess my love of Whoppers is just further proof that I am an old person in a 24-year old's body.

My mom has two ex-husbands named Mike and Ike. We like to buy her the candy when we're in a mood.

Buncha Crunch are amazing. Have you ever put them on warm popcorn? It is seriously the best.