The logical fallacies and poor writing had me baffled, until I re-read the beginning and saw “Great Homeschool Convention.”

If Nintendo always listened to their fans, we would see even less experimentation than we do now.

There are a lot of pathetic petitions in the world, but that Metroid one is something else.

“We pay significant property taxes based on where we live,” he added in an interview.

According to her complaint, when I leaned over to place her children’s plates down, my BOOBS (her words exactly) landed in her bowl of salad with each plate I handed to them. She wanted me to be written up over my breasts.

People who aren’t from New Hampshire are attracted to beautiful scenery and the lack of any income or sales tax. Then they move and learn about the property taxes.

One of those rare times when I think the New Hampshire state legislature is actually being reasonable.

Let’s be fair: that Twitter campaign was just one person who obviously misinterpreted Colbert’s joke.

Shorter Seinfeld: “My 14-year-old doesn’t understand what sexism means, so no one else does either.”

The TV debate between Underwood and the teachers’ union leader was the weirdest thing I have ever seen. In a lot of cases, I just don’t think the writers know how to use the actors they have. And these are pretty good actors!

There is so much fake nostalgia in journalism today. I used to work as a reporter, and my older colleagues were just like yours (“Back in my day, we used to report real stories! We cared about getting it right, not getting it first!”) Bullshit. Reporters have always been underpaid typewriter monkeys who cared about…

I think the problem with House of Cards is that it sounds really smart to people who have no idea how the government works but have this vague notion that everyone is super corrupt (I mean, maybe they are, but still, shit doesn’t work that way). House of Cards is a ham-handed attempt to take a very British storyline —…

This. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a portrayal of journalists on TV that wasn’t corny and cliched, but House of Cards was particularly bad.

“Let’s return to the roots of our vague founding document that I personally have interpreted in an extremely narrow manner!”

I mean, you also don’t know the couple. What if they have a history of playfully pranking each other? I feel like this falls along those lines.

I really wanted to like this, because I really like 21st Amendment, but man, I just can’t. It just tastes weird to me.

Shhhhh, don’t tell them that the First Lady isn’t even a political position...

Even if D.C. never becomes a state, the fact that it doesn’t even get a voting member of the House of Representatives is mind-boggling. Reserve Senators for states if you want, but all non-state territories should, at the very least, get voting Representatives.

“But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, the Constitution never said I couldn’t get wasted and drive...”

See? SEE? It’s all a conspiracy to keep GamerGate out of the industry!