I call bullshit. Though it's kind of pointless, since you couldn't possibly offer any proof of what you just said.

They aren't. There are actually far fewer explicit sex scenes in the books than on the show, which I think has contributed to some confusion.

I don't understand why they get to pretend that health care reform is contributing to rising prices. The employer mandate hasn't gone into effect yet, so it's not like they spent all this money to insure employees. And besides, any business that already offers insurance should be used to the fact that health care…

Ladies and gentlemen, may I now offer you an example of someone who has a lot to learn.

Some states are moving forward with proposals for mandatory sick leave. A few cities already have similar ordinances in place—I think New York City is one. This is one way to start.

Tax-free tips are great, until you go to retire and haven't paid enough into Social Security or Medicare to qualify.

Just don't buy property.

Whose? The MA state income tax isn't that high...

I'm of two minds on this. On one hand, I went to a school with really crappy computers and I think everyone could have benefitted from better hardware. On the other hand, I don't think students need iPads. There are plenty of cheaper options (at least as far as retail pries are concerned—for all I know Apple is giving…

Some districts have a lot of money to spend and some don't. Guess which ones have better outcomes!

I wouldn't mind so much about presidential speculation if it weren't getting in the way of, you know, the actual election that is going to happen this November. But Americans don't seem to care about mid-terms.

Interesting how so many of the critics assumed that an 11 year old Mercedes would be worth a boat load of money. Of course, this being the Internet, I imagine that most of them failed to read the year properly and think they're talking about a much newer car.

Well then. I don't know whether to chide you for overthinking it or applaud you for doing your due diligence.

Homing green shells? Are they a thing? I haven't noticed.

I'm a big Mount Wario fan. I feel like I'm playing SSX Tricky again. Also love the Rainbow Road soundtracks.

1. Civilization Revolution was never anywhere near as complex as the main series.

Having played both the 3DS and Wii U version. which do you prefer? I can't decide which one I want to get. I like the idea of having a portable version, but I think the Wii U d-pad would be better, gameplay-wise. Thoughts?

On a completely unrelated note, I have a petition I'd like you to sign...

Also, hang on.

Excuse me? I get that I'm probably arguing a conspiracy theorist, but I don't really value my time anyway, so I'll keep going.