baltteachergirl
baltteachergirl
baltteachergirl

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds

You’re entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is terrible.

LOOK OUT!

Fat Thighed Girl here! I wear sundresses all summer long in Mississippi and Denver. Monistat Anti-Chafing Gel is the love of my life. I’ve read Body Glide is equally amazing.

Requires more stars.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

I know what the butt is.

I think he’d be more comfortable on O-KKK Cupid anyway.

That’s what living the suite life is about

So he had another woman on deck?

Does anybody have context? I feel like there’s a lot missing. All I get is that somebody climbed aboard a home made submarine and the person who made the submarine then sunk it. Why?

I don’t know, I can’t keep up with them.

And there’s a Goonie in there. Sean Astin running wearing..... a nurse’s uniform? I thought he’s supposed to run a Radio Shack.

Time to dust off that cane and order a new set of ‘cataract’ contacts!

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

When you come from a position of privilege, equality looks like oppression.

Vibing some records? What the fuck does that even mean?