This made me wish I was aborted, motherfucker.

This is something I did that I think worked out well.

lol so you have to tip 20% every time someone hands you something? Do you tip at Walmart? What about Target? This is fucking ridiculous.

There is also a typo in it which is unforgivable imo

St. Vincent is phenomenal. I loved that movie.

Yea because if you don’t agree with this then you must be racist. Idiot.

No because the fielding team would have their own enforcer in their dugout and the pitcher would still be protected...

To make that worse: Have to go into NoVA and deal with them outside the district.

Fuckin preach

Croatia I believe

lol and then you started following me. Go outside dude.

I know I shouldn’t feel this way but, as a mid 20 something, super career minded guy...I just...I cannot even imagine this. Like, I literally cannot picture myself in this role.

Prince Fielder at the end IMO

One day, I hope to be able to sit back and just bitch while taking potshots at others. Oh to be as useless and self loathing as you are. We’re all gonna make it brah

IS well on his way.

Everyone understands that this is BASED on the election, right? Like he literally waited to get majority support in the election to resign so that he and those that support him could then put their endorsements/support behind the candidate that will keep the facet flowing.

He’s still more successful than you which must really hurt. Also, your sentence makes no sense. Santorum is so well versed in shit that you get to have sex? Are you retarded?

HAHA ALL CONSERVATIVES ARE DUMB, SEE HOW I THREW THAT IN THERE GUISE?!

I mean, what was he supposed to say?

Uh I just use instacart and don’t have to leave the house...checkmate.