I’m placing blame on people who went into the election knowing who Donald Trump was and what was at risk but were butthurt over Hillary getting the nod or some other bullshit and cast a “protest vote” or didn’t vote at all, which helped get us to where we are today.m

Such special snowflakes. The entire country is turning into a dumpster fire but at least they are still pure. *vomit* They are the physical embodiment of the “This is fine” dog.

BUT THEIR HANDS AND CONSCIENCES ARE CLEAN!!!1!

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

I don’t sound like anything, sir or madam. I’m typing.

Got in bed with, caressed her back, she woke not knowing where he might have touched her.

You had me until you mentioned garner, I can’t think of anyone who really cares what she’s up to.

This shit was pretty ridiculous (and almost got the show canceled):

He crawled into bed next to a sleeping woman and fondled her. So.

Nate Parker got dragged by everyone (and rightly so) and Casey Affleck’s going to be 2017's fucking golden boy. I wonder what could be different about them.

I’m still bothered that Malia Obama is going to intern with the Weinstein Co.

I do not understand their overall strategy. How are they helping matters by willingly going along with the terrible choices he picked? I get that their votes may not change the outcome, but it says a lot about where you stand and where you’ll draw a line.

See also:

And what more do I want? I want him to not sexually harass women in the first place.

I want you to shut the fuck up. Thanks in advance.

National Park Service employees have gone fully rogue after Prump’s WH banned their tweets. Follow them if you’re interested in science and the environment:

You didn’t fucking read the article did you?