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Exactly. And let’s not forget that she married him knowing full well who he was. He already had rape and sexual assault claims against him. He had already been a serial philanderer who for all intents and purposes had nothing to do with his kids (save Ivanka) while growing up. She knew all this and still married him

He could work in the White House with that grasp of spin.

Counter point - she is a beautiful tropical fish/musk-ox/land mermaid who’s ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot.

I LOVE THIS SHOW. I will watch Kristin Bell in anything and Ted Danson is a gem. And Janet might be my favorite character on TV right now. “Bad Janet” made me cry with laughter! Praying we get a second season of this...

Did you not read the article? She does actively support his beliefs and did actively campaign for him, going back years. Stop projecting.

I didn’t know it was from the co-creator or Parks and Brooklyn 99! Makes sense though, they’re all terrific.

Hey I didn’t know that about Pete Wentz. Learn something new every day.

Had this very conversation with someone this weekend who told me I was closed minded and didn’t want to hear other people’s opinions because I will yell at the tv when Trump is on and get up from the table if politics are being discussed. I very calmly explained that I there is no room for compromise when it comes to

This is her mother, though:

Do I think some hitman snuck into Michael’s room and gave him a lethal dose or whatever? Eh. Do I think he was surrounded by enablers and quacks who kept him alive enough to fill their bank accounts while they remained mostly indifferent to his actual quality of life? That was pretty obvious even when he was alive. Do

...“the more repellent side of feminism: the vile, crude, man-hating, violent, nasty side”...

Is it steely coldness or utter misery? I know we do a lot of projecting as the observing masses, but it’s truly impossible for me to imagine that Melania is happy about this.

The jacket itself is fine. It’s the matchy-matchy accessories that make it a disaster. Make the gloves white, remove the hat, and it’s cute.

Holy shit! So she’s going for a cross between Napoleon and Professor Umbridge?? Yikes...

The one on the right wore it better.

I just assumed the twist is the one with the disorder is the girl and she’s been an unreliable narrator the whole time.

Not all of her victims’ blood is the same color.

Outfit shaming is bullying but fuck it, I’ll bully that traitor to womankind. She looks like Mr. Peanut had a baby with the old NE Patriots logo.

I really don’t even know what she was attempting to go for here?

The only way I can see it working at all is if the twist is that he’s faking it (and wasn’t this the twist in an Edward Norton movie from about 20 years ago?) otherwise hard pass.