I pay movie stars for a living and sometimes the gender pay gap takes even my breath away.

Oh my gawd! Again with the Spanx debate? If your Spanx hurt, you are wearing the wrong style and/or size.

I have some Spanx tights that are actually the best. Opaque black and high waisted, so no awkward control top muffin top all tights give me. They don’t roll down even though I’m between sizes and get the bigger one so they’re way easier to put on.

Did you take ten seconds to use The Google?

Ashton Kutcher is so lame. He is a shitty actor, and is not even hot.This guy is making a ton of money. He must have dirt on evryone in the studios. That’s a travesty!I don’t know if i were N. Portman, i would have taken this as an insult(which it is), and fired my agent. She is more dedicated, more versatile, more…

I’m white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table, but I agree with every part of this.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

Really? He seems absolutely fine in this exchange. You can tell pretty early on that he got the crazy vibe from her crazy texts, so he backed off and was just hoking. He was never disrespectful and didn’t ghost her. He. . . seems fine?

Any stories that Jezebel publishes about money and poverty as it relates to all kinds of women are stories I want to read. There’s so much shame and secrecy about finances in our culture, and stories like this have a way of lancing those boils and making everything clearer and easier for everybody.

I don’t see the SATC similarities, other than both shows being about white women in a borough of New York City.

They are going to have at least one of the titular “Girls” mature into their 30s with at least some dignity, right?

I think you just became the voice of your generation.

I feel like this is beneath Chelsea Peretti

Via email. Not even a phone call.

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

Nice to see Trump making the difficult decisions that come with the Presidency look easy. He’s already improving morale!

Yeah - I mean, I’m sure he wasn’t a supporter of each president whose parade he participated in, but clearly this is where he feels his identity lies, in America’s story.

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”