She meant paaaaawww yeah, but she’s probably a cute kid so we’ll let it pass.

I don’t understand her eyebrows. They look clearly like they have been waxed off and drawn on higher, yet the look natural, yet still oddly high in that old photo.

Trump brand gold.

That’s some exquisite garbage. You just know Melania Trump has a dinner party-sized set of these.

Obviously yes. Wait, edited because I misread that and just now realized its FOUR payments of $29.98, not just regular $29.98. No, I do not think I would, despite my love of tacky shit and cats.

I do not understand the Barbie or even worse blow-up doll aesthetic for women’s faces...I even know sweet, caring, generous women who pursue that look and while yes, they may be emulating the trend or celebrities, I still don’t know why it’s a thing.

I’m trying to understand why anyone would follow Blac Chyna on Instagram to begin with - other than family members, and I guess media like Jez. I mean, who IS Blac Chyna? She seems to have been manufactured out of nothing for no reason other than to provide an opportunity for brother Rob to get in on the Kardashian…

Work around the eyes I believe and cheek bones, unless the terrible makeup job is distracting me.

Not a fan of cheek piercings at all but dang she’s so much cuter in this picture than the weird uncanny valley thing she’s got now.

I’m not Jewish but my mom gave me one of those heart tag bracelets when I turned 13 and I had no idea why. Like apparently my cousins were like, OMG THE BRACELET!!!! because they got ones as well, and I was like, sitting there, dressed like a lesbian from New Mexico, not giving a fuck. I didn’t know about like, cool…

How fucking dare she?! I bet she was going to use the force of law to steal your guns, religious freedom, homophobia, islamophobia and misogyny too.

Yeah, okay, fuck these people. I can ignore you if you are a shallow reality TV celebrity cause that’s relatively harmless, but using your celebrity to push this on people is vile.

Propose a company that scams your money to do something you could do for yourself completely free? Umm, no.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

“Why isn’t there a ‘Men’s Studies’ class, huh? Discriminate much, liberals?”

Can’t offer Black Studies.
Can’t offer White Studies.
Can’t offer Women’s Studies.
Can’t offer Men’s Studies.

To: WisGOP

Somebody needs to get this delicate flower into a safe space.