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And she’s an only child. I realize she has other family members including her grandmother but this is the thing all only children have to face eventually; the loss of everyone else/being the sole survivor. I’m so sad for her that the process has begun so early in her life.

An overwhelming amount of responses about Carrie Fisher’s death have been in regards to who will care for her dog, or how her dog will cope. I’m glad he has someone to take care of him, but like, why aren’t more people concerned for her 24 year old motherless daughter? That seems like the bigger tragedy/news story in

Billie’s only 24. What a hard age to lose your mom. I guess there’s never a good time, but so many big life decisions are ahead of her and it’s so awful she can’t call for advice.

According to the rumor mill they both have the same temperament towards others. They SHOULD talk!!

I’m totally into it. I feel like jlo could teach Drake a thing or two. I don’t really know what she’d teach him, I just feel like it would happen and he’d need it.

Her husbands have all been around her age

Poor Gary and Billie. :(

How is she being celebrated? She was either mocked or pitied when dating Casper, and it doesn’t seem like many people are wild over the Draje thing.

He gets shit on for exclusively dating much younger models. Only models. JLo was married to Marc Anthony, and has dated other men her age.

For someone who has a black child, she sure does spend time with a lot of racist people.

J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.

She’s otherworldly gorgeous, but I’ve heard nothing but bad things about her personality, though

I’m behind on gossip, I thought Drake was with Serena Williams.

Definitely an improvement. I think Seth would be really fun as a friend. As a partner though, I feel like he’s a little too smug and is probably very selfish with his time. But seriously, has to be better than Penn.

Charlize has....questionable taste in men. She and Halle Berry should talk.

Seth is improvement from Penn.

I can’t be the only one who thinks Drake and J Lo are kind of perfect for each other, right??

THIS. So much this. At every age, you can look back 10, 15, 20 years and think “I looked so good then.” And back then, I thought I was fat (ha!) and said horrible things to myself. It stands to reason that in 10, 15, 20 years I’ll look back and me now and thing how great I looked. So, I might as well start

Aging well is code for looking like you haven’t aged. It never applies to men.