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Same with Prince, so many stories after he died of him being incredibly generous without seeking any public acknowledgement.

I think that stupid filter that makes everyone look plastic should be outlawed. I worry about everyone’s health when I see it. Only dead people have skin that looks like barbie dolls!!!

Blac Chyna was “shunned” from Christmas with the Kardashians, even though she technically is one.

LEAVE BREAD ALONE!!!

I was reading about how giving he was to people in need. He had charities he gave to but he would quietly give random people money that needed it. He was a kind and giving man.

Mark Hammill better stay the fuck off of airplanes. First we have Ford’s crash landing, then Fisher’s emergency medical landing. May I suggest taking a train or bus to Mr. Skywalker.

How has Fox News not been labeled a hate group?

I have heard that the number one reason CPR fails is that people give up too soon, and the average time necessary to resuscitate someone is 40 minutes. Hopefully some nurses and doctors can weigh in and tell me if I am being overly optimistic.

Come on now, he was never inside.

I mean, his relatives are pretty garbage, but my 3-year-old turns anything into a gun with no guidance or encouraging from us.

Very small ones. Possibly custom-made.

So what does Nicolas Kidman’s dermatologist tell her the boTOX is? Pirin tablets?

But she has no qualms about performing for dictators.

Forced labor: coming our way once Trump nominated Lifey McLiferson to SCOTUS.

One of the few “skills” I possess in this life is being able to spot plastic surgery a mile away. But I had no idea that Nicole Kidman had implants!

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate

Forced labor is not a good look for a supposedly “free country.”

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.