I really hope it’s just a giant wooden coffee table.

She probably didn’t order it herself or make the fire either. I have a feeling she just walks out and a fire is there, and that a nanny is stationed near the fireplace to ensure this kid’s safety, because WTF he’s eight months old!

Which is ironic considering his base thinks feminism is cancer.

It runs in the family.

Fuck Ivanka for a million things but most of all for having a wood burning fire place in a New York City apartment. That’s a holy grail and she does not deserve it

They have a bed for a coffee table.

Ivanka doesn’t know what words mean.

first they made facts subjective, then they made words salad, now this family is after our time?

Why is speculating whether Barron is autistic considered to be mean and terrible, as if autism were some kind of mark of shame? Frankly, the kid does seem a little non-reactive for his age, but acknowledging that he’s neuro-atypical wouldn’t be the worst thing the Trump family had to deal with. As far as expecting…

There is MUCH more evidence (as in there is some evidence) that Old Man Sperm causes autism.

He’s the male Taylor Swift, so I’m sure he’ll write a song about it and you’ll know exactly who he’s singing about.

George Foreman named all of his five sons after himself.

I think you haven’t looked hard enough, there was one on Friday.

The whitest headline ever.

I feel sorry that Ed Sheeran has a cut on his face, but I also intensely dislike him. Am I alone in this?

He doesn’t deserve that name. It is the alias Trump used when he contacted Marla Maples during their affair

Masturbating is eugenics.

His turbans must be cutting off blood flow to his brain.

Better a Tom Cruise Lestat than whatever the hell was going on in the Queen of the Damned movie. That was the worst thing I have ever seen. I’m looking forward to this TV adaptation.