That’s actually true and it is what really “drives the obesity epidemic.” It isn’t making bad food choices easily available, it’s our failure to educate our children to make good food choices and develop habits that will keep them from making bad choices throughout life.

In other words:

23 million a year? My goodness. That’s Chandler Parsons type money.

Now is not great. At least the early 2000s were...happy.

Peak Javy is when he annoys statheads and the grumpy old men who document unwritten rules on the same play.

I love gin, but everything I can’t fucking stand about IPA’s sounds like what everybody who can’t fucking stand gin can’t fucking stand about gin.

I’ve never really gotten why people are proud not to know new music. I mean...ok? Its fine not to follow music, but I just find these declarations pointless and weird.

Your username being “stop crazy people” is top 10 most ironic things I have seen on this site.

I sense you are being rhetorical, but I’m answering anyhow.

You do know that the word “autopilot” has no legitimate application outside of aeronautics (or sailing) ... and almost everyone who isn’t licensed pilot seems to have zero clue what one does or how pilots interact with the multitude of different autopilot systems (with a vast range of capacities) in a flight…

Silk Stalkings reboot?

“How dare they review something they didn’t enjoy!”

OMFuckingG. Those daily/nightly phone calls. Years ago before everyone had cell phones I had a BF who insisted on a nightly phone call because we were BF/GF. Some nights I’d come home from work or school, tired to the bones and wanting to just collapse in bed or vegetate in front of the TV. But first that fucking,…

His boss harasses Laura, he says “no comment” and you think she’s being petty?

Dude, nobody cares you bought a Raspberry Pi, downloaded some ROMs, and followed some instructions to install an emulator.

Think about what you just said: It took half a decade of trash basketball for this team to get back to where it ALREADY WAS, and its fans are crowing like they just won the goddamn Finals.

Eric Andre “poke[ing] fun at “edgy” comics who aren’t actually edgy” but are really hacks is Inception-level ironic.

VIOLA JOKE THREAD

We’re actually rebranding it HRLM and the plan is to make it the next DUMBO.

Or been the first vehicle sideswiped by the Camaro.