Put it this way — it tastes a lot more like celery than Fanta Orange Soda tastes like an orange [*], which is to say, you get a vague sense of celery when you drink it. I suspect that in my father's day, the celery taste was far more pronounced and that it was considerably less sweet, but even so, it still tastes…

I was in New York City last month and while I was there I bought a corned beef sandwich at Mr. Broadway (good, but overpriced and the service is awful) and accompanied it with a Dr. Brown's Celery Tonic. Are you telling me that I was drinking outdated Celery Tonic? (Not that any bacterium or fungus with any sense…

If the plot involves Han Solo running a bar/casino in a desert town that is under the sovereignty of a nominally independent system that is de facto part of the Evil Empire, and a wanted freedom fighter shows up with Solo's lost love, I really would rather not know about it.

Presumably, the founders of The Concatenated Order Of Hoo-Hoo considered "The Independent Order Of Camp Followers" to be "reasonable-sounding" only for about as long as it took them to look up the expression "camp follower" in the dictionary.

I had assumed all along that his plan is to resign the presidency as soon as he is elected and then to spend the rest of his life as a highly-paid motivational speaker pitching his latest book, If I Can Get Elected President, So Can You: The Donald J. Trump Story.