Those poor girls have been through so much. They are from Derry. Surely that is punishment enough

Fingers crossed that Welcome to Derry will include the cast of Derry Girls in at least one episode.

I mean, in total fairness, the development of the atom bomb is almost certainly up there.

It’s not that bad of a line. I’ve heard techbros say something similar for an app for God’s sake. I think there was a pretty good case for saying it in the example of the Manhattan Project.

Oh yes, a tiny tiny little indie has all the financial might to cut a check large enough to make a much larger corporation break multiple federal laws to write a short positive write up.

I lost my snark scorecard. Why are we mad at Akroyd again?

...what about Tina Fey and Robert Carlock though?

I don’t know, they need a really great scriptwriter to knock this one out of the park, someone who can take the behind-the-scenes logistics of running a live comedy show and make it gripping to watch. Maybe Aaron Sorkin?

I’m assuming this new season is about Josh Brolin jerking off into the hole while wearing a cowboy hat and nothing else, which gets the Earth pregnant for some reason. Later on, there are scenes where the unborn Earth baby kicks the crust of the Earth, sending any buildings and people above flying. Finally, when the…

Sounds like the perfect project for him. An entire movie about a guy reacting to scary images on a screen.

“Nobody hates” is the highest if not only possible praise coming from AV Club.

Looks like he was on Oprah once in 2004, so that’s what I’m going with.

Well, glad he’s out of the closet

Wasn’t it something quite insane like “if you get the snitch, you get an absurd number of points, and the game lasts until it has been caught, so nothing else that happens really matters unless one team develops a truly ridiculous lead before the snitch is caught?”

So is the state going to take responsibility for accidents on rides they’ve certified as “safe” in a scenario where this comes true? (For the record I think DeSantis is full of hot air and he just continues to dig himself a hole where all of these highly specific, targeted rule changes bolster Disney’s case).

Sold!  This sounds awesome, and I am definitely looking forward to Gilpin getting another shot to do something really fun and strange.

oh thank god I thought it was only me that questioned the rules and structure of that silly game. People in school said I was wrong!

If they want to make a Quidditch video game they’ll also have to fix the game of Quidditch on a fundamental level lol. Even reading Harry Potter as a 3rd grader I knew the game wasn’t quite right, the scoring is completely broken.

This is madness! How much money is enough? Do you really have to grab EVERY damn cent you can, no matter what the cost?