Unless it opens a plot hole, who cares. I’m fine with cool but purposeless visuals in a visual medium.

Yet another Hollywood nepo-baby

Oh fuck everything, I’m excited as hell about this.

But it’s being played by the grandson of the actor who played the original boulder in Raiders.

I must say, that de-aging looks superb.

Given they were both involved with Crystal Skull, maybe that is not a bad thing

Not only is this the first one without Spielberg directing, it’s also the first without George Lucas getting a story credit.

So much this, also there is a never-ending staircase that goes down. If you turn around the thing behind you kills you. 

And what was behind reality? Stephen King on a coke binge.

I’m seeing double: four Sharon Rooneys!

The Langoliers was the first thing that came to my mind, too.

This has very strong Tanis and House of Leaves vibes as well.

Reminded of the end of The Langoliers where the characters get to see what’s “behind” reality as well as the Ikea SCP and Control

There are facial expressions from the first Toy Story movie that Tim Allen is completely incapable of pulling off.

Same for this Gen Xer. 

Hell yeah, hook it to my veins.

Fuck the haters, I’m a millennial of a certain age and I am here for this shit.

Eh, they are in places they aren’t supposed to be, and touching things they aren’t supposed to be touching. If you touch the oil paintings at a museum, and get caught, expect to be in legal trouble.  If you take pictures of the crime, and then post them, expect to get caught.

Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny will see the return of John Rhys-Davies as Indiana’s old friend, Sallah.

Like that’s going to stop me from enjoying fajitas.