So the killer is, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

I’ve actually been really happy with how ST has handled Will’s sexuality

This is Nic’s way of getting back on the Vampire Council. They kicked him off in 1988, when it turned out he only thought he was a vampire.

One of my favourite jokes in Fallout 3 is the mission where you help a little kid against some giant irradiated ants, the mission is called Those!

Well, now people can bully her with a clear conscience. Jesus Christ.

Yeah this is just Disney Animation right?

This. It’s a ‘Walt Disney Animation Studios’ film.

Not a Pixar film.

My kid has wanted to watch Elf almost daily for the past couple weeks, so current Peter Billingsley is unnerving for a different reason.

Enjoy the inevitable employment lawsuits, you Randian Tony Stark wannabe dick. I hope the State of California nails this asshole to the wall. 

Oh yo an actual reason to watch this one

Fraser’s Mummy isn’t a perfect movie, in the sense that it has very unimpressive ambitions and you never forget that it’s just a corny action flick, but it is pretty much a flawless movie within its very limited box and achieves everything you could possibly hope for a movie like that to achieve. Fraser is perfect as…

Herschel Walker...

What if, like professional sports stars, it’s all those injuries that explain his fucked up head?

Gina Carano did a speedrun from “mildly popular bit actor” to “conservative troll”. Same arc as Kevin Sorbo but in a fraction of the time. Like, I respected her stuntwork in the otherwise boring-as-hell Haywire, and she was getting some pretty major gigs up through the Mandalorian, and she couldn’t wait for her career…

In the middle of the article

What we saw on scream was genuinely creepy as hell

You know, Amazon is a LOT of things, BUT...thanks to Amazon, they rebuilt our baseball field at the school i work for into a legit stadium as they shot some of the show there.

Sounds like a job for Alan Alda.

- You don’t have to do this
- You don’t have to pay to spend 3 hours of your life watching a so-so movie that mostly gets by on your nostalgia for a genuinely great movie from 30 years ago
- The original Jurassic Park is available for purchase/rental on many media formats and streaming platforms