Can’t tell if serious or just circlejerking, but Embiid’s only played in like 2/3 of his teams games and averages only 25 minutes a game. Dude is dominant, but it’s totally justified that he didn’t make it.

The headline suggests that he’s the one that called it a “distraction” but I don’t think this is an example of the usual “coach downplays seriousness of a rape because basketball is more important” thing. The reporter ASKED if it was a distraction, and he basically responded, “Yes it is, but the police’s work in…

C’mon, now...

You’re comparing a perimeter player to a post player. And not acknowledging that Melo forced a trade out of Denver when he could’ve just left as a free agent... and in doing so, forced his new team to trade all of the theoretically viable assets/would-be teammates to his old team. Boogie’s lackluster…

I’m not a doctor but all of these people except the bloops guy have IBS.

In my 42 years of drinking, stuffing questionable food into my word hole, and general carousing, I’ve never had GI issues nearly as catastrophic as anything that comes in the Funbag or Jamboroo poop stories. At least not since I’ve been out of diapers. Makes it tough to take any of these very seriously.

Except he’s playing at a huge discount to what he’d be worth on the open market. Why not use that rent that goes to the owner to pay more luxury tax?

Don’t get me wrong...it’s impressive as hell. But isn’t it the same as a kickoff going through the uprights? It happens from time to time.

Moen is 18 not 9. She’s not a kid. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

Little girls, absolutely they should be tried as such, but innocent? Really?

Better than whatever shithole you live in mofo, we going to the SUPERBOWL!

I was led to believe that after 2016 ended all the famous people would become immortal.

Hard when a guy is creeping in your peripheral vision and shouting in your year. I say that as a Wizards fan but coaches need to gtfo the floor.

Easy. Curry.

Seriously? You can’t comprehend how a guy averaging a triple double would feel snubbed by not being named a starter?

The guard who’s not close to averaging a triple-double.

Curry.

What’s fun about a guy like Zaza starting? Dude is straight trash

The one your neighbor thinks is his?

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.

“you can probably guess” that I am a pretentious douchebag.